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Pornhub Launched An App That Shows You How Many Calories You...

PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, now that I have your attention, bored people at work, I willnow explain how Pornhub — the BuzzFeedof dicks in butts — spent...

Gabourey Sidibe’s reaction to seeing herself on a subway poster is...

Last month, actress Gabourey Sidibe debuted her first-ever fashion campaign, Lane Bryant's #ThisBody. Sure, the Oscar-nominated actress and "Empire" star has landed her share of...

5 Reasons Kim Kardashian Is The Ultimate Role Model For Body...

Many love to hate her. And many do love her. But one thing we can all agree on is Kim Kardashian sets a high...

Cristiano Ronaldo Has A New Girlfriend And She’s Obviously Stunning (Photos)

Instagram Cristiano Ronaldo ended his five-year relationship with the stunning Irina Shayk after she allegedly did not show up to his...

‘Duck Dynasty’ kid Mia Robertson gives ‘thumbs up’ after cleft surgery [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/JaseDuckman/status/419181164784410625 Jase and Missy Robertson’s daughter Mia is recovering from what her mom called “a major bone graft procedure for her cleft.” http://twitter.com/#!/Duck_Commander/status/419234112889561088 The official Duck Commander Twitter...

The 4 Stages of Fighting with Your Mom

As a betch, you’ve probs been fighting with your mom since she woke you from your nap in her womb. I mean, think back...

6 Things That Got Better In The 6 Months Following My...

I read somewhere that to get over a breakup, it takes about half the duration of time your relationship lasted. My most recent relationship ended...

Stop Kissing My Wife

“Remind her God has called her to a lasting love, not pushed her into a momentary...

8 Celebs With Surprising Foursquare Mayorships

Foursquare Mayorships1. Steve Wozniak, The Connoisseur The Woz is a fan of food, and his extensive roster of mayorships at some of America's...

This Awkward Feathered Dinosaur Was Almost Blown Up By Dynamite

Please, if youre blowing up the side of a mountain or part of a quarry, double check you havent got any dinosaurs laying around....